Mirror mirror on the wall br Who is least fit of all? br Watch that muscle straining by br Chasing rainbows in the sky br Women walking on the treadmill br Going nowhere how dreadful br Take your home up on your back br Pound along a mountain track br Going somewhere for your trouble br Other than this fitness bubble br Paying out great lumps of money br Just to shrink a bulging tummy br Get on your bikes and pedal br On the road, be a devil br Forget those captive trikes br Tell the gym to take a hike br Sweat the lard off on a hill br Give yourselves a budget thrill br Soon your rumps will fit the seat br And your friends think it's neat br Mirror mirror on the wall br Who is the fittest one of all? br NOT I FRIEND.