New earphones too big, sound poor so I put br a thrice-folded piece of paper on my head - br looking weird but listening happily, then our br Chief Director arrives individually greeting br everyone - including me, I pluck the paper br thing off but too late, I’d been seen a clown; br luckily not so bad as the night my daughter br br Walked in towing a new friend - I’m standing br in the kitchen, pyjama pants tucked into my br socks like a Cossack getting ready to dance br the trépak,