Clichéd you say… Hell no! br I take a licking and keep on ticking br Me, I am the all American guy br use to be just the average Joe br I had washboard abs br now it’s a six pack belly br Me… I am no Barbie doll but br my face launched a thousand ships br Now I am a finalist for… br Extreme makeover’s new season br My mottos… you ask? br If it aint broke, don’t fix it br The early bird catches the worm br Early to bed, early to rise… br (don’t remember the rest) . and br No stone unturned etc. etc.