The internet gave me a love of my own br High class from Toronto no less br Brunette brown eyes best lookin thing in a skirt br In a pair of cowboy boots br br A no fuss woman said all men are the same br She's been hurt by some other man br The Karen Kain of line dancing, jump skip n' hop br An attitude like a train br br Chorus: br But she's got poetry in motion at the pin ball machine br Just another queen of karaoke singing 'I fall to pieces' br She's my Value Village baby makin Canada proud br But I used to love her a lot br br Verse: br She had that Lorena Bobbitt syndrom giddy and hot br And I was king of the hill br Till she drank all my money and half of the rent br On beer and Chinese restaurants br br And when I told her I loved her she called me a liar br Then bonded with other women br The word sucker must be written all over my face br Hand me down my walkin cane br br I think I'll shuffle out to old Vanier town br And head for the Playmate Saloon br Katrina will dance in her birthday suit br Sitting in the champagne room br br Now if there's a moral to this story let it be told br the new gold digger's aren't old bearded men br She's a false hearted woman prowling the net br for a free grub steak when ever she can br br So be wise to the new world of web Parasites br and make your T.V. remote your best friend br Control the flix movies and scenes that you like br it's cheap and won't cost you a cent br br Paul Henry Dallaire br Paul Henry Pub. br SOCAN br U.S.