If mad is a hatter then mad am I br We'll riddle a needle to that of an eye br Make monkeys purple and rabbits fly br Then when one of the 'sane' asks us why br br We'll laugh like two loons and ask why not br Our minds be long gone we'll fight sane thought br And invent new words like drot and haggot br Laughing like Trisels, madness is naught br br To befriend a hatter is quite benign br Especially when you've lost your mind br And all of your thoughts become entwined br You yourself then laugh when maligned br br I won't ever lie, you must understand br Or this purple penguin will bite off my hand br Then I couldn't drink the best tea of the land br And this tea I tell you is simply quite grand br br People think us foolish, demented, disturbed br But I find it quite moronic and even absurd br They don't know any of the things that I've heard br And a hatter can teach you much more then I've leard br br And a hatter's knowledge is rather quite open br And then when you've come fully ready listen br Careful to leard our knowledge 'cause when br You come over the hill you can't go back againbr br Zachary Clarkbr br