I have become br A magnet. br For every teller br Of tall tales. br For every set br Of tired legs br Looking for shade br And a chair. br br For every recipient br of a monthly allowance br From Uncle Sam. br For every old timing man br Smelling of cumin br And old spice. br br For all the senile citizens br That seek br A little company br And a kind word br While shooting the breeze. br The senile brigade.