Lock your doors, hide the kids br Put on your masks, it's getting pathetic br Somebody, run for a medic br Somewhere near you there's a Swine Flu Pandemic br br It's moving quickly br From person to person br If you catch it br You're gonna need some nursin' br br 90-95 Percent Recover br But the rest better hide br Better go under-cover br It can be spread from lover to lover br br They think it started near a large pig farm br Didn't think initially that it was any harm br But some were struck like thunder br Now they're pushing up daisies from 6 feet under br br If you're immune system is already depressed br You may be more distressed br Because Swine Flu may put it to the test br and bring you closer to your final rest br br The fact that Swine Flu has quickly spread br Has some people seeing red br But there isn't enough vaccine for every head br So be prepared to be confined to bed br br The symptoms for Swine Flu could affect you br Fever, chills, sore throat, caughing, fatigue and nausea too br Might be easier or worse for you br You could have symptoms up the kazoo! br br Better stock up on Tamiflu br or stay locked inside if that's the best you can do br Wash your hand's often with plenty of soap br and then stay tuned to reports and don't lose hope! br br If you get it really bad br You might find yourself doing a jig br and suddenly growing a snout and a tail like Porky Pig br and your belly might suddenly grow big br br Worse scenario: br You might end up as breakfast sausage or bacon br Well....b, b, b, b d, dat's all folks! ! br Consult your physician....because I may be mistaken! br br br (It's a shame, with all else going on in the world...we've got Swine Flu to worry about too.)br br JAMES T.