*knows difference between a bow (weapon of war) and a bow (presidential greeting to all of Islam) br *knows there are NOT 57 states in the Union br *can interpret Biblical passages far better than all the top white house staff combined br *is NOT a puppet nor front for the liberal hierarchy br *better economic record (knows the value of a bushel of corn) br *higher intelligence (able to change channels using TV remote) br *exceeded all expectations from his youth (quite simply born a swine in a pigsty - with birth certificate to prove it - but continues to amaze everyone that knows him) br *more experience than a community organizer (i.e.