Your Booty Also br Written by: Wilfred Mellers, Saturday, April 16,2011 @ 7: 09 PM br br A wondrous bumper and a thing of beauty br The sweetness of your ghetto booty br Appealing and delectable that juice bubble br That thing can surely put a man in some serious trouble br br The way it bounces and shakes br O’ MY LORD! That thing can cause earthquakes br So hard to contain it by those skintight shorts br You need a delegation to serve as armed escorts br br All the heads stop and glare at your rear my dear br What they would do just to get into your underwear br What naughty thoughts run through my mind br The contemplation of mounting it from behind br br What a thing of immense joy br I would ride it a fortnight like I was a cowboy br I would hang on for dear life br Something that enormous causes trucks to jackknife br br You have brought roundness to greater heights br Lock all the doors and turn off all the lights br The entire night with it I would cuddle br I am going to drive it until I am cripple br br Watch, with it for hours I would wrestle br To paradise unbound for it is my sterling vessel br Trust me, I am not going to be with it wasteful br I have toys in my bag of tricks that are quite useful br br I am going to smack that rump to watch the ripples br From the excitement my legs trembles br Haters want me to throw in the towel br Hey Pat Sajak! I still have cash so I’ll buy another vowel br br Giddy up mare while I whistle br Tonight this horse I am going to wrangle br Say what you will, call me a showoff br This night I am going to ride it until the wheels fall offbr br Wilfred Mellersbr br