I once had a dog called Keith br who had one eye and no teeth br so he had a bark and no bite br in fact he looked a bit of a sight. br Keith loved to lie on his belly br especially when watching the telly br because he didn't have any teeth br he couldn't chew meat like beef. br So when he was watching his telly br he'd get stuck into bowls of jelly br at night we couldn't go to the park br as Keith was afraid of the dark. br Keith was a very strange dog br he was afraid of even a frog br when one jumped on his back br old Keith nearly had a heart attack. br He was scared of birds and cats br and flies, and wasps, and gnats, br he was petrified of a mouse br he ran and hid all over the house.. br Looking back I think he was insane br because everything scared him even rain br but I really loved old Keith br with his single eye and no teeth. br He may not have been very brave br but I'm grateful for the loyalty he gave br he'll be brave now in doggy paradise br as they'd be no frogs or mice.