It’s my first day at school today br My mom’s just bought me in br I’ve just met all the boys and girls br And so we will begin br br First lesson was on counting br And I’m sat next to Gina br So I count my blessings straight away br That the other boys ain’t see her br br She makes me feel all Fizzy br I blush when she’s around br I want to ask her questions br But we mustn’t make a sound br br And now the bell has sounded br We all go out to play br She tells me I can kiss her br But she’s just asked me to pay! br br I have 4 bits of Lego br As I showed her in my hand br I’ve got a car and top trump cards br Tied with a rubber band br br I’ll take the Lego First, she said br I agreed to pay the price br Now I am in love with Gina br She’s pretty, blonde, and nice! br br The years rolled by br My school days passed br I’m getting on with life br But the girl I kissed for Lego, has just become my wife!br br Simon Gowenbr br