Whew! br What a relief. br I feel so much safer now. br br 'You do? br How? br Why? ' br br My creditors have assured me, br All of my buying habits will be monitored. br Even my likes and dislikes will be documented. br And on a daily basis, br Whenever I choose to use my computer... br They have assigned my accounts, br To approved and certified customer service reps... br Who will devote their entire working time, br Following everything I do. br And... br Believe it or not, br Where I go and who I talk to... br Will be given the utmost priority. br No longer will I fear or have a reason to suspect, br The service I am provided will be neglected. br My privacy will not be spied upon. br br 'That's great. br I purchased a laser gun. br Who's going to be doing your monitoring? ' br br Who cares. br I no longer have those worries. br And besides... br I know these people can be trusted. br You should read how sincere they are. br I kept the letter they sent me. br You want to read it? br br 'Why not. br Your enthusiasm is infectious.'br br Lawrence S.