In a forest, laurel-greened br as Eocene Elysium, br neither shackled or demeaned br dwelt Hyracotherium. br br Thirty million years passed br and scion Merychippus br grazed unbounded plains of grass, br Miocene terra nullius. br br Twenty million years passed br and human hocus-pocus br enslaved to a servile caste br descendent Equus Caballus. br br Zebras flaunting black and white br defy the upstart midgets, br Equus Burchelli in full flight br flipping their middle digits. br br Just as well, that Man tamed horse br to serve Apocalyptic bile, br else Four Horsemen would perforce br ride sans steeds in Gangnam Style.