I declare unto you there's a brew that is true, br Golden brown until we make it white; br It's drunk in the morning, it's drunk after noon, br In the evening, and also at night. br br The procedure to make this infusion br Is quite ceremonial in China; br But this king of all drinks well deserves it, br To be honest there's just nothing finer. br br Some take it with milk, some take it without, br Then the question is: 'One lump or two? ' br But whatever the colour or sweetness of taste, br You can't beat The Grand British Brew. br br If your preference is for the Darjeeling, br Earl grey or 'P.G.' or 'Typhoo, ' br It makes not a farthing of difference, br You're choosing The Grand British Brew. br br Now the yankees would drown us in coffee, br The fed's, in their wisdom, would too; br But that bean is a poor substitution br For the leaf in The Grand British Brew. br br I've tried every other refreshment br That the world has to offer to me, br But I find myself always returning br To the brew that is true: to my tea.