The King and Me. br The king of Norway, doesn´t feel well today br his crown is heavy and since he went bald br the diamond crusted crown leaves marks on br his head. They made a mistake at the laundry br when cleaning his red ermine coat the colour br faded and it doesn´t fit around his waist. br But he has to go on the balcony and wave to br the people, later dine with ambassadors, br dignitaries and famous entertainers. br He has to be careful so the sleeves of his coat br that is wide, don´t dip into the soup. br Worst of all when the rest drink fine wine he br has to drink water as he has a liver complaint… br What is he going to talk about? br The queen can go on about art and the latest br trend in shoes, her mind doesn´t wander off; br stay focused, she say don´t go on about sailing. br The king sighs, yes it´s hard to be a monarch.