The Newfound Dear Frida Letter br br I call to inform you that I left you. br For another woman. I can’t stand any br longer you being out of style br wearing outdated shoes and ugly br br baggy checkered dresses. I begged br for new flooring to be installed br to stop the basement musty air from br polluting our lungs and told you I lost br br many coins between the flooring cracks br but you never listened to me! Your upper br lip makes me sick! I can’t even use your br hair to make brushes out of it. Goodbye.