Left br Brain br Gone mad. br br Right br Brain br Completely sad. br br Its not br So bad. br br Being crazy! ! br br Politicians are making sense. br I can’t tell truth from lies. br br Banks are full of innocence. br They all have alibis. br br The Wall street gang are merry old souls. br I’ll drink to their good health. br br I know they only care to see br Me in the midst of wealth. br br And who needs trees br I’ll thank you please. br br Or flying things br Like birds and bees. br br And the planet is NOT warming. br Just give me cup of DDT br As all the bugs are swarming. br br I know you must be thinking br That I have just been drinking. br br Please understand I am not cad. br Its just that I’m completely mad.