The Slithytoad br br Take a wander br down the trail, br which runs along br The hilly dale. br br There you will find br A magnificle sight - br The slithytoad! br In all his might. br br He’s green and gentle br and squawks like a bird, br (in fact a seagull.) br He lives with a herd br (of cows, in a field.) br Mr slithytoad - br he owns a shield br br to protect him from br the gobblygoose; br who gulps slithytoad down br like chocolate mousse! br br Slithytoad often, br Calls upon his friends br (The moomoocows) br Who help him to defend br br His loving toadette br Miss Slithytoadmiss br Who flutters her eyelashes br And gives him a kiss br br I call by his warren, br Everyday after school, br Where we drink fizzy toad-ade, br And play toad-pool. br br We often sing songs, br By the Spice toad band, br Who write lots of melodies, br About holding hands. br br If you happen to see him br Be sure to say Hi. br He’ll greet you warmly br If you pop by. br br So take a wander br down the trail, br which runs along br The hilly dale br br And there he sits, br In all his might.