Tis sorry I do vow br upon thy foot I reckless tread. br As in haste raw br to retrieve test-paper I sped. br br Thou fair maid br wronged I in thoughless disgrace. br Thou pardon beg I br in shamed reprieve repentant grace. br br br From thy fair white hand br a cookie I've eaten. br By thee in contest squash br I've never been beaten. br By thy academic studious sexual bosom br thy boyfriend's lust is ever evoked bidden.