You know what mud porn is. Heres some Texas style for you. Wait what? You dont know what mud porn is? Educate your self,br br br Good now you know. What you still dont get it? I think you do you just like hearing me talk. Or type, or reading my type, WHATEVER. Mud porn is when you think your going to have fun and then next thing you know you're covered in mud crying cuz you toy is stuck and you're all dehydrated. Your muscles are beat, you feel sick, and you start to think your going to die. Then in your madness you dont film how you actually got the damn thing out. OMG if only you could know. If only you knew how I was there over an hour freaking out. But BAM with the power of editing its only a few minutes and I can save myself from the embarrassment of letting you all really see me cry. what?! I didnt cry, I'm a man damnit. Oh and some times you see a girl in a pink bikini riding a horse and you feel a bit better.