Dashcon 2014 Breakdown: br br Tumblr does a con. It's going as well as anyone could hope. br br Friday: br - Con organisers ask for $17000 dollars in an hour otherwise the con will be shut down because "upper management doesn't like the people at the con" br - turns out Dashcon didn't read the contract properly and it said payment due on day one br - Saying they'll refund donations once money's in from walk-ins br br Saturday: br - Main draws of the convention, Welcome to Night Vale, walk after not being paid br - Anyone who forked out for extra-cost reserved seating for the event gets an extra hour with the ball pit br - an extra hour in a tiny, timed-entry, homestuck-paint-filled kiddie pool with some plastic balls in a giant empty room br - neat br - there's a bouncy house too br - Time Crash (who they?) concert and BDSM 101 panels later br - THE BALLPIT deflates br - Sexual assault? br - Webcomic artist flees. br - No one on tumblr knows what dashcon is. br br Sunday: br - We are waiting for someone to die or be eaten. br - Cops show up br - Nobody's there though br - Guests left with their own hotel bills despite being told con would pay. Baker Street Babes threaten Lawyers and get it sorted.