This is a parody of the video Dumb Ways To Die. br Lyrics by Joseph Morabito br Singing by Stephen Paul Taylor br br Lyrics br br Put your head in a jet engine br Swallow a hand grenade br Stick your tongue in a light socket br Tie your junk to a skyrocket br br Dumber ways to die br So many dumber ways to die br Dumber ways to die br So many dumber ways to die br br Drive your car off a cliff br Take a nap in the fridge br Play soccer on the interstate br Dance near an open sewer grate br br -Chorus br br Dry your hair in the tub br Find a boa and give 'em a hug br Pet a tiger like a kitty cat br Tell your wife she's really fat. br br -Chorus br === br all work was done by Joseph Morabito of Right Arm Productions br Software used: br Toonboom 7.