THE SMALLS FAMILY is an experimental comedy based on the timeless lyrics of THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. br Biggie Smalls is considered by most to be one the great lyricists in the history of hip-hop music. His untimely death on March 9 , 1997 changed the face of hip-hop and left a legacy behind that has yet to be duplicated. br In the past, many great works of classic writers and poets have been reinterpreted over the years...most notably the works of Shakespeare. br In similar nature THE SMALLS FAMILY strives to pay homage to Biggie's incomparable language....while refreshing it to a new audience. br I hope you enjoy it! LONG LIVE B.I.G br @DaveCatman br br Straight up honey really I'm askin br Most of these niggaz think they be mackin but they be actin br Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign"? br Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind br And ask what your interests are, "who you be with"? br Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial br You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew br You go call your crew br We can rendezvou at the bar around two br Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Cease br Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next blunt br So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly br A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape br Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do br What we came to do, ain't that right boo (truuuueee) br Forget the telly we just go to the crib br and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me br (How ya livin Biggie Smallz?) In mansion and Benz's br Givin ends to my friends and it feels stupendous br Tremendous cream, fuck a dollar and a dream (whaat) br Still tote gats strapped with infrared beams br Choppin o's, smokin lye an' Optimo's br Money hoes and clothes all a nigga knows br A foolish pleasure, whatever br I had to find the buried treasure, so grams I had to measure br However living better now, Gucci sweater now br Drop top BM's I'm the man girlfriend br (Honey check it, (check it) br Tell your friends, to get with my friends (your freinds) br And we can be friends br Shit we can do this every weekend (that's right) br Aight? Is that aight with you? br Yeah...