THE SMALLS FAMILY is an experimental comedy based on the timeless lyrics of THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. br Biggie Smalls is considered by most to be one the great lyricists in the history of hip-hop music. His untimely death on March 9 , 1997 changed the face of hip-hop and left a legacy behind that has yet to be duplicated. br In the past, many great works of classic writers and poets have been reinterpreted over the years...most notably the works of Shakespeare. br In similar nature THE SMALLS FAMILY strives to pay homage to Biggie's incomparable language....while refreshing it to a new audience. br I hope you enjoy it! LONG LIVE B.I.G br @DaveCatman br br [phone number being dialed] br [phone rings three times] br [Biggie] Yo! br [P. Dad] Yo Big wake up wake up baby br [Biggie] Mmm, yo... br [P. Dad] Yo Big wake yo' ass up c'mon br [Biggie] I'm up! I'm up. *mumbling* I'm up I'm up br [P. Dad] Big, wake up! br [Biggie] I'm up baby, what the fuck, man? What's up? br [P. Dad] C'mon now it's a quarter to six we got the 7:30 flight br [Biggie] Mmm, *mumbling* yeah br [P. Dad] Yo Big Big, Big br [Biggie] Yeah I hear you dogg, I hear you, alright, 7:30 br [P. Dad] Yo take down this information br [Biggie] Ain't no pen br [P. Dad] Tell your girl then to remember it or somethin br [Biggie] Aight honey, yeah write this down br [P. Dad] Aight, ummm, flight five-oh-four br [Biggie] Five-oh-four br [P. Dad] Leaving Kennedy br [Biggie] mumbling Kennedy br [P. Dad] On the L-A-X br [Biggie] Oh! Cali?? br [P. Dad] No doubt baby, you know we gotta get this paper br [Biggie] Ahh, no doubt, aight br [P. Dad] You aight? br [Biggie] I'm up, I'm up br [P. Dad] Yo Big br [Biggie] I'm UP man br [P. Dad] Flight five-oh-four br [Biggie] Alright 7:30 I'ma meet you at the airport br [P. Dad] California br [Biggie] Yeh br [phone clicks] br br [Verse Two: Notorious B.I.G.] br If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the East br I live out there, so don't go there br But that don't mean a nigga can't rest in the West br See some nice breasts in the West br Smoke some nice sess in the West, y'all niggaz is a mess br Thinkin I'm gon stop, givin L.A. props br All I got is beef with those that violate me br I shall annihilate thee br Case closed, suitcase filled with clothes br Linens and things, I begin things br People start to flash, 818's, 213's br 313's, B.I.G.