To the Wandas of the World br Our name conjures up Images br Of ketchup on macaroni & cheese br Potato Chips in Tupperware Bowls br On picnic tables br On redwood Decks br Of trailer parks br In Arkansas br br To The Wicked Wandas br With Wall street whipped br Dirty Vixen hell cats br Vinyl and leather to be unzipped br In pointy Bras br On Pulp magazines br Our eyes covered br with an ink rectangle br br To the Wandas Ive met br Proud sister in Purple lipstick br Southern belles br I am your North Star br Representing the potato chips br Crushed in between br 2 pieces of Wonder bread br with Bologna br with mayonaise br And a slice of processed cheese foodbr br Wanda Swim Strunkbr br