One and one is two br Of that there is no doubt br We hold it to be true br Great minds have thunk it out br br To me it’s always shocking br That my clothing is extracted br From machines that lose a stocking br They’ve not added, but subtracted br br When one sock is thus mislaid br I tend to get morose br I feel I’ve been betrayed br While washing out my clothesbr br Stanley Cooperbr br