I am the ghost of the sunday roast, br I took a piece of toast br and I put it in the post. br br Je suis le phantom br pots and pans and lids br I've just fell on my bum br for me any bids? br br Through wall I like to go br tasty roast so hot br gravy oer me nicely flows br non corporeal in a pot br br Having me for dinner may seem sweet br Except I'll come to haunt br with the leg of lamb famous feat br leaving ye white and gaunt br br Best maybe try alternative chicken dinner br whose ghost will only haunt with a cluck br ceasing for old sunday roast to be a sinner br but beware danse macabre of ghostly roast duck! br br Now I'm afraid tis time to conclude br I'm sorry you've had such a scare! br best avoid then the phantom food br and feast on jugged hare........