Eighteen year olds die in war br But are not allowed a drink br This taboo is judicial flaw br Most incongruous, I think br br Befitting Alice's looking glass br In her fantasy wonderland br Many screwball laws have passed br By those in high command br br If old enough for the battle cry br They're old enough to guzzle br We shouldn't them, their drinks deny br Let's remove their guzzling muzzlebr br Stanley Cooperbr br