I can not draw a straight line br It's really quite perplexing br This straight shortcoming of mine br Is artistic-al-ly vexing br br My straight lines are so rounded br With inexorable curves br These arcs have me so hounded br They rattle my straight nerves br br I so easily walk a straight line br Even after drinking br I so easily talk a straight line br Particularly when thinking br br Most find it most impressive br That I walk and talk straight, fine br But I find it most depressive br Drawing rounded chalk straight lines br br Curved straight lines cause frustration br With their curious curving trait br When I strive in desperation br To draw lines unbroken and straight br br Most people have this dilemma br Their curved lines are etched in stone br Be they male or female gender br It's for sure I'm not alonebr br Stanley Cooperbr br