Not having a train run over you, br In the last week... br Your wolf eating your chicken, br You don't have to feed him again... br You don't have to wear pantyhose, br To make the new shoes comfortable... br br A friend who drops in with a br CARTON of cigarettes for you... br Calling ANY business and br Getting a human voice... br Getting that human voice, and br They speak English clearly... br Going to a high-end hair salon, br And they DON'T screw-up... br Going to that '.com' site, br And you DON'T find a match... br Writing a love letter and it br Isn't returned proof-read... br br Going to your barber shop, and br Your barber says nothing of the bald spot... br Eating a baloney sandwich, br Then finding a twenty in an old pocket... br Sliding into that tight pair of jeans, and br NOT finding a rip in the hip seam... br Having your gorgeous convertible br Start the FIRST time... br Listening to a brand new, favorite cd br And it doesn't SKIP... br br Drinking your favorite beer, br And it's Arctic cold... br Waiting for that train to pass, br And it's five cars long... br Calling ANY business, and br You know your party's extension... br Losing weight, and br Needing a bigger bra size... br Gazing into your closets, and br Knowing you need NOTHING for 40 years... br Having a husband who only shows br His faults when you're shopping, alone... br br br br br This writer has a ton of these, br But she chooses to stop NOW...