Number of times I yelled at my brother: 1,764,891. Number of houses lived in: 6. Number of times let water run until there was no more hot water before a shower: 31. Number of times my brother got away with things he blamed on me: 19733. Number of times I deleted a very important document: 46. Number of times walked into wall: 27, street pole: 292, glass door: 49. Number of times i’ve driven through MTS front gates: 1464. Number of times forced to eat mom’s disgusting baked chicken: 93. Number of times watched parents shoving food down brother’s mouth (litterally) : 1. Number of times I’ve laughed: 674,783,406,738. Number of times gotten in fight with my mom for stupid reasons: 147, reasons that I thought were reasonable: 143,556.