Inside a dark and silent cave br he heard the sounds of pain, br he'd ventured far, a man so brave, br had thought it a small drain. br br Without a sound small geysers spat, br the path lost all its friction, br no need to smell an ugly rat br or face post-haste eviction. br br The fit was snug twixt tepid walls, br the ground now wide awake, br he'd left outside his trusted balls br in case there was a quake.