I was sat in a classroom, exam papers read br I seem to have a million things, going on in my head br I read it all again but my mind drifted off br So I raised my hand and pretended to cough br br Wrote on my body I printed my notes br Math's on my right hand! on the left i have quotes! br Here's a tough question! the answer, I sigh br I'd wrote on my knee just under my thigh br br I'll pull down my jeans an just have a look br I'll pretend I'm clumsy an just dropp a book! br With my pants round my ankles, to the right of my knee br Is the answer to question one hundred an three br br With the aid of a mirror I'll just have a squiz br I've got the quotation to answer the quiz br People are staring! what do they see br I'm down to my underpants! They’re looking at me! br br The professor is asking are they tattoo's br I'm covered in script right down to my shoes! br The whole class is laughing, i wish i was dead br Then i wake up sweating, at home in my bedbr br Bob Gibsonbr br