Few as good as young Randy at puffing on a joint br And he is one who always has his own point br Of view which he holds on about everything br Though of his praises you won't hear many others sing. br br Twenty two years and nearing the prime of his life br Yet he has no notion of taking a wife br To a few older divorcees he is a toy boy br And a night in bed with him they surely enjoy. br br With the local young men of his age he's not popular at all br He doesn't play cricket or any code of football br He shares little in common with Tony and Barney and Fred br Though their mums will tell you he is good in bed. br br He likes to smoke pot and he likes to drink beer br And though he often looks groggy his thoughts and speech always clear br Even the greatness of Darwin and Einstein he doubt br And he has his own ideas on what life's about. br br With long shoulder length brown hair and a short brown beard br Not powerfully built and physically not one to be feared br But in the fact that brains are better than brawn the truth does remain br And he is a thinker he has a good brain. br br A few take away beers and a few beers he enjoys br And he never goes up to the pub with the boys br He is the toy boy to the town's divorcees br And it does not please the boys that their mums he does please.