Yes I am fat br Yes I am fat br And I love my hats br Sometimes I wish my hair was wrapped in a plat br I got two Siamese cats and I always dress smart br But let me put this right from the start br Yes I am fat br But O! No, I am not a tart br br This is a message for all you love rats br I may crave once in a while for brown chocolat br But I do I have appreciation for the finer art br Sometimes I let out a big fat fart br Sometimes I have a full shopping cart br Yes I am fat br But O! No, I am not a tart br br I have a big bum - I got curve infinity br I have big breasts - I got breast immunity br Though my bum is round and never flat br I got the purest of dignity all you love rats br br Yes I am fat br Yes I am fat br Sometimes I get scorned or made fun at br But you need to check out my stats br I am intelligent, respectful and not a brat br I go to work and pay my dutiful vat br So do you want a chit chat? br Or do you want to take out your baseball bat br You see I can engage in any immortal combat, br on any wrestling mat and come out without taking a scat br Yes I am fat br But O! No, I am not a tart br br So many have looked and spat br As if I smell and don't take a bath br I was born fat br And such is that br Respect me and I give tit for tat br Please don't make jest at br I do like when I get winked at br You see, even the fat have a heart br At times I feel pain as if I have been pierced with a dart br br Yes I am fat br I have to plot my own life chart br And accept myself until death does me apart br By telling me when it is time to depart br Yes I am fat br Yes I am fat br But O! No, I am not a tartbr br Sylvia Chidibr br