By Stanley Collymore br br Your friendship means the world to me and will remain br Unalterably as solid as any friendship could possibly br Be, unless of course unwittingly or deliberately br You get yourself into any difficulty that’s br Likely to prove uncomfortable or br Embarrassing for me; in which br Case I reserve the right to unilaterally br Change my mind, then either flow with the br Tide of those who condemn and despise br You or simply sit uneasily on the br Fence of time, waiting for an br Outcome before deciding br Which way I should br Jump, as any self-respecting, br Fair-weather friend will do. br br © Stanley V. Collymore br 25th March 1998.