I've bought books I have never read. br Collected LPs I have never listened to, br Bikes that I've never rode. br Spare parts I will never need, br Tools that I've never used. br Odds and ends that will be useful, br On the day after I've thrown them out. br br Oh damn you car boot sales - br My cheque-book you empty, my garage you fill. br Ebay is my best friend br Providing a useful service. br It keeps the postman in work. br Allowing others to clear their attic, br Whilst I fill mine. br I'm sure it will all be useful - br One day on the twelfth of never.