‘Okie' turtles cross the road br because they've all read br ‘The Grapes of Wrath'. br br Badbottom Leatherback bikie br turtles on Harley-Davidsons br don't just cross the road, br they own the road. br br Kerouac turtles live on the road br and Chuck Norris turtles never br have to cross the road because br the road crosses itself.