The answer is they DON'T; br they can, but they just WON'T. br br In Garden of Weeding…. br Turtles were once feeding. br Then God said: "DON'T EAT PEAR! ", br which gave Turtles a scare. br br But along came Slim Jim; br said: "Don't listen to Him. br He's all pumped UP, br but He's JUST a PUP. br Yes, His bark isn't slight, br BUT He's GOT no bite." br br So Ava T. did eat; br gave Eddie T. a treat. br Pears did taste SO good; br Turtles ate all they could. br br Next day came God on stroll, br and nearly lost control. br ALL pears were eaten; br temper started heatin'. br br "GOD WILL DAMN THEE TURTLE. br FROM GARDEN I DO HURTLE! " br Around Garden went "rod", br placed there by their god. br br For not doing as told, br they fear "Rod" (we call "road") .