You fed me donuts br Then some nippled tea and milk br You kissed the side of my neck br Then scratched the itch br On my inside leg br br You got down on all fours br Arched your back, spit and hissed br Then you leaped upon the bed br Growled and kissed br And scratched my chest br br I jumped your back br Bitting your neck br And holding you down br You twisted and turned around br Pulling me down br br Wrapping you arms and legs br Around my frame br And howled without shame br Making me say your name br 'What is my name? ' br br We labored under false pretensions br She was my witness br That I needed br Till all our struggles ceased br Purr, purr, purr.