It was a dark night in November br A baby wailed as it was delivered br The mother gasped and breathed no more br Began the tale of sorrow for... br br And every night was darkened pain br As Hannah would have to be refrained br Caught up in her guilt and pain br She's thinking about cutting again br br But comes a rattle upon the pane br and in flies a spirit wind br br 'Who dares to cross this portal door br come out and show yourself I do implore? ' br br And Hannah stepped back all in fright br For it must be an attack tonight br br But a spectral image of a shady form br Left poor Hannah so unadorn br br 'Speak! most devious one, br Tell me where your coming from.' br br The image coalesced into physical form br That on the outside looked so forlorn br It parted what looked like lips br and uttered the word 'Chi'. br br Hannah was quick to know br everyone has a Chi that flows br But still Hannah was confused br And the question now arose br br 'Of what Chi do you speak br and tell me how it works? ' br br But the only response was a hollow whisper br 'Chi' was all it said br br So Hannah was quick to respond br Ran to the refrigerator and opened the door br She grabbed a can and quickly returned br To the entrance with a can of br Five hour super Chi br br She popped the top and poured it down br Into the spectral beast br It shook at first then burped at last br Wiped it's mouth on it's sleave br And passed some gas br br then it said, 'Chi that was great.