Mrs. Sigmund was a beautiful old woman br she died in her sleep one night br So we layed her out in her best attire br in the parlor and we dimmed the light br br When the next morning all hell broke loose br when little John went about to do his rounds br Something had paid Mrs. Sigmund a visit br and a body without a nose he found br br Chorus: br There's a Rat toot toot in the casket br how he got there no one knows br He must live downstairs in the basement br and through this building is where he roams br br Up and down the stairs and through the walls br of the local funeral home br He's a pest that Rat we got to kill him br cause he ate Mrs. Sigmund's nose br br Well it didn't take long to figure out what had happened br and a two by four did the trick br We hit that Rat with about three whacks br and that dirty Rat we killed br br A true story by: br br Paul Henry Dallaire br SOCAN.