There was a man: Simon Cowell, br Who looked a hunk in a towel, br He was always so blunt, br And many thought him a... br ... “arrogunt”... (!) br And such a pain near the bowel. br br Paul Butters or Skryboss br br (C) Yorkshire, Friday 25\12\2009 at 16.20. Amended 14\1\2010.