Auld Wife Fae Carnoustie br There wis an auld wife fae Carnoustie br Her drawers war bumshayvelt an fooshtie br The dottled auld feel, bocht a pair made o steel br Noo her drawers dinna guff bit they’re roosty br br br Kirk in Dunoon br There aince wis a kirk in Dunoon br Fas membership dwinnlit richt doon br Noo wi twice wikkly Bingo, it’s doubled, by jingo br Wi a pie an a pynt served at noon br br br Banchory Salmon br A Banchory salmon wi speed br Lowped a linn an crashed doon on its heid br A fisher nearbye tuik it hame for a fry br Though it wisna his catch it wis deid.