Yesterday was a great day, br Except for one minor hitch. br I'm now up to my neck in gunk. br I'm trapped in this slimy ditch. br Let this be a lesson to you, br Never cross a vindictive witch. br br The witch had returned from the beauty salon. br And asked me to go to the store. br I grabbed my coat and keys, br But as I was heading for the door, br I made the off-hand comment, br "I liked your hair better before.