Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas br Cos' turkeys just wanna hav fun br Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked br An every turkey has a Mum. br Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas, br Don't eat it, keep it alive, br It could be yu mate, an not on your plate br Say, Yo! Turkey I'm on your side. br I got lots of friends who are turkeys br An all of dem fear christmas time, br Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it br An humans are out of dere mind, br Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys br Dey all hav a right to a life, br Not to be caged up an genetically made up br By any farmer an his wife. br br Turkeys just wanna play reggae br Turkeys just wanna hip-hop br Can yu imagine a nice young turkey saying, br ÒI cannot wait for de chopÓ, br Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV, br Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain br In many ways like yu an me. br br I once knew a turkey called........ Turkey br He said "Benji explain to me please, br Who put de turkey in christmas br An what happens to christmas trees?", br I said "I am not too sure turkey br But itÕs nothing to do wid Christ Mass br Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be br An business men mek loadsa cash'. br br Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas br Invite dem indoors fe sum greens br Let dem eat cake an let dem partake br In a plate of organic grown beans, br Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas br An spare dem de cut of de knife, br Join Turkeys United an dey'll be delighted br An yu will mek new friends 'FOR LIFE'.