My husband soon gets back from work br And he's a callous unfeeling jerk! br The house is clean and oh so neat br And he'll get his supper like a special treat - br And he'll enjoy it though I hope he chokes br 'Cos married life is just a hoax. br Why did the b*stard marry me? br And swear his love eternally? br It's one of Life's most stupid jokes br That women are just meant for blokes.