I used to sell used cars so you know I'm scum. br I sold cars that looked good but they didn't run. br I was sent to prison when I started rolling the odometers back. br When the inmates learn that I sold used cars, they tend to attack. br It's depressing here and I'm all out of hope. br When I shower, I make certain not to dropp my soap. br I insulted my former cellmate and I guess I went too far. br He tossed me around like a rag doll and squeezed my head through the bars. br After that altercation, I was moved to another cell. br This place stinks. When was the last time they cleaned this jail? br A new prisoner who is doing life told me he wanted the death penalty instead. br I told him to just eat the food here and he's as good as dead. br My cellmate passes gas a lot and I can no longer take it here. br I'm going bonkers because I won't get out for another five years.