I think that I shall never see br A thing as odd as eight baby br Eight baby from a single mother br Makes me roll my eyes- oh brother br Oh sister oh brother oh sister oh yeah br Mother looked like a Guernsey cow br Is there milk enough- I don't see how? br br Eight colic'd infants wailing in the night- br Draw back, draw back- go fly a kite br Eight fitful babies screaming in duress- br Moved far away left no forwarding address br Eight poopy babies dragging two pound diapers br Went to the car wash and used the windshield wipers br Eight teething babies wrangling on the bed- br Picked up a gun and blew off her head.