The Whale that wanders round the Pole br Is not a table fish. br You cannot bake or boil him whole br Nor serve him in a dish; br br But you may cut his blubber up br And melt it down for oil. br And so replace the colza bean br (A product of the soil). br br These facts should all be noted down br And ruminated on, br By every boy in Oxford town br br Who wants to be a Don.